- A couple squirts of blue chaulk line dust down the exhaust for next start up.
- Wad up a small piece of paper, pull a plug cap and jam the paper wad in the cap. Recommended if it is an inline 4, do one (or 2) of the middle plugs.
- Pour some outboard oil in his gas tack, enough to make it smoke
- Pop the point cover off and stick a piece of cardboard in one set of points
- Banana in the tailpipe
- Put a surgical clamp on the fuel line.
- Buy some pink sidewalk chalk and give him a set of pinkwall
- Reverse the mirrors so they are pointed to the front
- Apply numerous hearts or other graphics with chapstick on the face of his mirrors
- Find a couple screws that look like they would be to the points cover or some greasy/oily 6 mm nuts and tape them on the seat.
Note: Retaliation often leads to escalation.
He who seeks revenge should dig two graves....
I usually put condoms on grips. You can squirt some lotion inside for more traumatic effect. I did that a lot to bicycles owned by bullies in high school. Good old days.
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