Max Speed Speedometer Watch

 Max Speed Speedometer Watch imitates a dash of a car or motorbike; contains a conventional quartz movement, complete with fake speedo and tacho that display the current time. There are a couple of smaller dials for letting you know it is AM or PM for those who spend most of their time in a bunker and the day of the week....
The watch is priced at $79.95

A cheap price to pay when you want to appear be a douchbag