What is the beef on thsese dudes?

I don't really know what happened here. You can skip this to 0:57 mark when the bike shows up. I see both of the being a douche, though.

Spotted at Craig's list

Posted: 2013-02-06, 11:29AM EST

Need a baby seat for Yamaha FJ1100 (Canton)

I'm looking for a baby seat that is suitable for carrying a one year old. It must have a intregal seat belt, some sort of wind deflector and mount secuely to the motorcycle.

• Location: Canton
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Posting ID: 3597965449

Posted: 2013-02-06, 11:29AM EST

Edited: 2013-02-06, 11:30AM EST

Via: Craig's list Asheville NC

Procreation should be licensed. We already have enough population on this planet and food and water shortage are expected in very near future.

To the Airport

Be safe on the trip everyone. Happy freaking holidays
Via Motorcycle News' facebook page

Red Cup Wine Glasses

"Do you feel like a sell out because you like to enjoy a nice glass of chardonnay every once in awhile? Your vino just tastes better when you drink it from a wine glass but your buddies give you a hard time because you’ve given up your classic plastic red cup and you look like you're trying to be one of them high class, hoytie toytie folk! Next time you uncork a nice bottle of wine, drink it out of our Red Cup Wine Glass Set and keep up your rugged, party goer image. The red cup has always been your friend so include it in your vintage Bordeaux experience as well! Set of 2. Ceramic. Each measures 8 inches tall x 3.75 inches in diameter."
 Via: perpetual kid

This is one of the stupidest products I have ever seen. Your buddy gives you a shit because you don't use freaking disposable wasteful plastic cups? That is not your buddy in my book. When did using a proper glass become hoytie toytie? Those guys eat out of plastic Yu-Gi-Oh plates and utensils?

Saddle bags

Via : myfotolog

Sum People

"Its time to trade in one ride for another. My wife wants a boob job and I have offered to sacrifice my 1994 goldwing so she can get them. The motorcycle has 32000 miles on it but still needs a bit of cosmetic TLC. If intrested in the Goldwing send me an email."

Via: Craig's List Denver

Wonder if she sacrifices some of her rings to enlarge the husband's pee pee. As far as I know breast inplant requires maintenance time to time. So costs more than an old bike.

Borrowing License Plate

When we get to test ride the bikes we happened to be working on, we often borrow the tag from other bikes to get on the road. It is only temporary.

"Something seemed awry when I was behind this Jeep Grand Cherokee today. So I got up close for a better look… Yeah, I don’t think you’re fooling anyone, there, Buddy." Via: