How to ride Bitch

 Riding bitch is emergency only

Super Mario Brothers Parkour

Fan Girls

They are great income sources if you are in collectible biz...

Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy: "The Challenge"

It is an Audi commercial but entertaining. Ryan found it.

You Can Fight the Man

We supported her

Grey Poupon "The Lost Footage"

I was forced to watch the first 5 seconds of this ad at youtube. I ended up watching the whole thing.

Hand silkscreened giant condom pillow

"The giant condom pillow printed with "Vibra-Ribbed Lubricated Latex Condom" measures about 18" by 17" and is stuffed with polyester filling. There is a large pocket on one side of the pillow that contains an oversized, extra stretchy fabric condom, while a smaller pocket holds actual condoms."

 It is sold out.

Prank on Motorcycle

• A couple squirts of blue chaulk line dust down the exhaust for next start up.
•  Wad up a small piece of paper, pull a plug cap and jam the paper wad in the cap. Recommended if it is an inline 4, do one (or 2) of the middle plugs.
•  Pour some outboard oil in his gas tack, enough to make it smoke 
•  Pop the point cover off and stick a piece of cardboard in one set of points
•  Banana in the tailpipe
•  Put a surgical clamp on the fuel line. 
•  Buy some pink sidewalk chalk and give him a set of pinkwall 
•  Reverse the mirrors so they are pointed to the front
•  Apply numerous hearts or other graphics with chapstick on the face of his mirrors
•  Find a couple screws that look like they would be to the points cover or some greasy/oily 6 mm nuts and tape them on the seat.

 Note:  Retaliation often leads to escalation.
           He who seeks revenge should dig two graves....

   I usually put condoms on grips. You can squirt some lotion inside for more traumatic effect. I did that a lot to bicycles owned by bullies in high school. Good old days.

Insecure Stripper

Via: Orgasmic Humor

Cooking with Jessica Rabbit

The very white kitchen...

Isle of Nan TT: Closer to the Hedge (Trailer)

Walt Disney's Taxi Driver

The Martin Scorsese classic, "Taxi Driver" has been my favorite of all the time while I hate almost all of movie produced by Disney.

BMW sued for Giving a Boner

Leon Haslam riding BMW hard

BMW Motorrad USA and Custom motorcycle saddle maker, Corbin  are being sued after a  rider in California found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection because of its custom Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours.  If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress. 

   The complaint reads:

"Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat. The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to plaintiff's destination, after which plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection). Plaintiff alleges that this condition was caused by the ridge-like seat on his motorcycle, negligently designed, manufactured and/or installed by defendants.
"Plaintiff now suffers from priapism (a long lasting erection), and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride. He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish. Plaintiff is distraught and distressed because of this. Defendants, and each of them, are liable to plaintiff due [to] their negligent design, manufacture and/or installation of the seat on plaintiff's motorcycle."

 Via: Asphalt and Rubber

Geo/Motorcycle set for sale

Motorcycle Clubs

  I don't belong to any clubs. Some forums yes, but not clubs.

Ready to ride

No one likes Greasy Penis

I am under the weather

From Italy

My condolences to the family of victims.

S*it Bikers Say

I don't say those things. I guess I am not a poser. I liked S*it Yogis Say better maybe because I don't know any of them.